Weddings are an eventful, personal, intimate moment shared by the couple and family.Time, money, and lots of detailed planning make this day one you will never forget. What happens when a wedding takes place but its not what you would have expected?
Student 1(Friend): So what did you do last night? Why did you get home so late?
Student 2 (Friend who attended the wedding) : I went to a wedding outside of Austin.
Student 1: Aww was it nice? Was that your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Student 2: Yeah it was Ok and yeah it was.
Student 1: Ohh that's good. What did you all eat?
Student 2: Bar-B-Q
Student 1: Ooo did Rudy's cater it?
Student 2: No, family friend.
Student 1: I'm sure it was good. Wasn't it?
Student 2: Yeah it was really good.
Student 1: So where are they going for their honeymoon?
Student 2: Umm? I don't know.
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: I don't think they have any funds because at the wedding they had pickle jars and they had HONEYMOON Fund written on them. They looked fairly empty.
Student 1: (Speechless)
2 minutes Later...
Student 1: I'm sure the service was nice.
Student 2: Yeah it was nice. Nice and short.
Student 1: I'm sure the bride looked nice?
Student 2: She looked like a dang RACCOON!
Student 1: WHY ?!
Student 2: She had too much dang make-up on. Her dress was white.
Student 1: (Was about to speak but was interrupted by student 2)
Student 2: Yeah!
She lied.
Student 1: Well was the dress at least pretty?!
Student 2: Yeah except for she was spilling over at the top of her dress!
Student 1: No comment...
Student 2: You know what was interesting about this whole event?
Student 1: No what could that possibly be?
Student 2: Well first the dinner came before the ceremony, they both already have children from there previous Hook Ups, the groom wore jeans with a button up shirt and when the bridesmaids walked into the reception room they were all out of order! Last thing the groom had a mo hawk!
Student 1: (Speechless)
Student 1: This sounds like a red neck wedding.
Student 2: Correction this was nothing close to a red neck wedding. It was a rock like wedding.
Quick interjection by the typist: Student 2 is a Caucasian male and is taking offense to this statement. Student one is a black male but disowns his race and prefers to be considered Pacific Islander or anything else.
Now back to the chat..
Student 1: Well who caught the bouquet?
Student 2: My girlfriend.
Student 1: So I guess you'll be next, someday.
Student 2: My wedding is going to be a wedding. (Enough said.)